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Chuck Norris

Jag förväntar mig att ni vet vem Chuckinator är. Så därför skriver jag bara lite fakta om honom.

• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Och sist, men inte minst:

• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on TV.